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#MDC can be a nice place you know?

#MDC can be a nice place you know?

This guy is here EVERY DAY how obnoxious

#mdc (Taken with Instagram)

#mdc (Taken with Instagram)

College Times (Taken with Instagram)

College Times (Taken with Instagram)

STORY TIME

Ok so my English professor asked this random kid in the class how he likes to eat his steak and the kid said “medium rare” and this is what my teacher said after that:

"So youre a hunter I see! Imagine you go out into the everglades in your Mercedes Benz, then you spend the night there. In the morning you go into the woods and take care of your business and then realize you’re hungry, but you turn to your favorite radio station and realize its static, they’re all static, except for the emergency broadcast station, and they announce WW3 has broken out and you cant get breakfast anywhere. Then a genie appears and says "I will offer you either a big rib eye steak, or 50 pounds of meow mix"

Then my professor said: “the guy would probably choose the steak, but the wiser thing is to choose the meow mix”

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE TEACHERS FROM THE DUMPSTER? jeSUS!!!!!!!

STORY TIME

My English teacher wanted us to play tic tac toe with him but before we started he went around and asked a couple random people why they dont play tic tac toe anymore and then he got to this girl in the front and he said “so why dont you play anymore?” and she said “BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY TIC TAC TOE WITH YOU” and everyone was like “yo……………rude……”

rude bitch

he’s old let him play tic tac toe with you

Today had a pretty afternoon

Today had a pretty afternoon

oh my god also

today was the first MWF day of the schoolyear since class was cancelled monday and there was this long ass line that went all around a huge building for free milk and I was thinking

r yall serious???

MILK???

ugh we really are in a recession 

kk I think Im gonna wear a denim skirt a white tank top and my ghetto boots so no one speaks to me

just PLEASE no one talk to me this semester plzzZzz

zzZZzzzz

I’m sleepy

fall schedule, last semester at MDC
cool

fall schedule, last semester at MDC

cool

Speech class group hooray

Speech class group hooray

A PowerPoint my teacher sent to us to study from. I’m going to fail.

I’m trying to switch to a class that starts today at 6:30 and it’s on Mondays and Wednesdays and the professor is TBA (to be announced). So I called and asked if they knew who it was yet so I could register and they said no and uh

I just want to point out that I attend an institution where they still don’t know who is teaching a class 2 hours before it happens….

MDC, my hat’s off to ya!

fuck with me :-)

fuck with me :-)